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gods-rentboy: I want a daddy like this so badly, who craves me as much as I crave him, we can’t get each other out of our heads. Whilst most men come home from work, grab a beer and sink into their sofa. He sinks his thick daddy cock into my eager
What to do if you’re a young horny girl who wants fuck badly but you cannot get your unexperienced boyfriend’s cock hard? The best solution is to call his chubby dad for help!
“What is the line for?”“Freshman Fred, then a piss,”“A piss, then Freshman Fred,”“Then there should be two lines.”“If you have to pee that badly get out of line then come back to the end if you still
lovethegirlcock: razornick: That’s wider than a beer can! (Taken with GifBoom) I don’t know about that. I’ve seen some Fosters cans that big. OH YES! look how thick that cock is! just my size! I soo badly want to be fucked by mistress with a
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Life SerialJonathan reverts back after making himself look like a demon. This show had quite a number of tf things, tempted to go through and gif some of them. “Beer Bad” had a particularly briliant devolution of
Beer Bad | Buffy The Vampire SlayerA really great devolution/caveman transformation from Buffy. Triggered by some beer mixed with a potion becaues the bar owner got annoyed at students for thinking they were better than everyone else because of there
hmh452002: Was it the Booze? Disney Donkeyboy#1 Donkeyboy Brandon found the ever flowing beer cellar at Pleasure Island a real treat. To bad he just lost his mug holder!
fantasiesofmom: bushmasterjr72: Mom is so bad, dad gets up to get another beer from the bar and she can’t stop teasing me! But I do the same to her!
morfang: John liked living in the bad part of town even though he could afford much better. For ฤ bucks in gas money and a case of cheap Mexican beer the two latina sisters next door would ride his white cock all he wanted any way he wanted it.
hehastopissbad:I was at Preakness this year and they had over 150 porta potties, yet each one of them had at least 10-15 people in line at a time. This guy had to go BAD! He told me he had been drinking beer for 3 hours with 1 piss. I’m surprised he
Baraking Bad
kinkystartshere: Best beer and movie night..
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bikes-bridges-beer: I think everyone has that one thing in life that they can’t give up doing, no matter how good or bad it is. This particular bike is mine. #cannondaletrack #cannondale #trackbike #fixedgear #sram #savethetrackbike http://ift.tt/VwRH0g
sinfultragedy: BtVS Rewatch 2012; One Gifset Per Episode➞ 4x05 - Beer Bad Buffy: Want beer. Like beer. Beer good. Xander: Beer Bad. Bad, bad beer.
livesexting: livesexting: www.livesexting.tumblr.com 2- I need a beer badly
bvb1123: Please let me use the bathroom. I have to go so bad. I’ve already drank 3 beers. Mmm *tickles her till she pees her pants*
bvb1123: Please let me use the bathroom. I have to go so bad. I’ve already drank 3 beers.
KISS ME, I’M LYRISHI had the lines done for like a whole week but all I wanted to do was play games.spank me for being late, and while you’re at it crown me queen of the bad Puns.By the way, I’m part Irish sooo kisses pls. <3 Nah jk XD; I mean
male-tf-control:“Dad’s gonna be so pissed when he finds out I took his body out to the beer bust for a second weekend in a row. Too bad I don’t give a fuck what he thinks now that I can possess his body whenever I want!”
My friend is here and she has to leave in an hour but right now we are on the bed and she feel asleep and I’m 1 beer and 1 coke full, holding it cause I don’t want to wake her…. Its not super bad but deff need to go potty once she leaves….
I’m feelin a lil spicy today so had 1 beer 10 mins ago 🍺✌🏻!!
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bastard-hive: Erika witnesses Lyren make bad life decisions at a kegger. I kinda think butt chugging is hot, but then again women sticking things up their butts is always titillating.
:Food history has been so sanitized by the demonization of carbs. “Our ancestors only had fruits and veggies they didn’t have all these refined carbs” our ancestors drank beer 25/8 because the water was bad. Our ancestors drizzled honey on shit
I love bourbon….I love beer….it might be a very very bad thing that I have seen this…a bad thing indeed.
sumisa-lily:Pitcher #4 going dooooowwwwnnnn. Two people…4 pitchers of beer…ANYTHING could happen at this point. Lol. Don’t judge me. #5…yap. Gonna be a loooong and interesting night. I have the feeling…something “bad” bout to
ooh-she-bad: Enjoy your green beers responsibly tonight, my friends.
lol… Man. So true.
darsovin: Jill Valentine sofa sex - gfycat End of a hard day, a cold beer, a Jill back after her shift, impromptu love making on the sofa? Perhaps not a bad day after all… Enough monsters right? Time for more vanilla….mmm….vanilla. Thanks again
pikaballoons: i wonder if anyone from tumblr would actually invite me to their house i would come over to my house and you can drink my bitch beer, watch bad shows w/ me or play vidya or talk to my dad because hes fucking hilarious then sniff my ferrets
darsovin: Jill Valentine sofa sex - gfycatEnd of a hard day, a cold beer, a Jill back after her shift, impromptu love making on the sofa? Perhaps not a bad day after all…Enough monsters right? Time for more vanilla….mmm….vanilla.Thanks again
lockedoceanboi: rapemewideopen: You’re feeling it bitch ? You feel that huge beer can size cock pushing into your boi pussy tearing your inside apart. Scream, cry as much as you like cause we all know you need it badly and before long you’ll be
acceber74: reserve: I’ve never wanted to buy someone a beer so badly in my entire life. Not all heroes wear capes.
bastard-hive: shinchanko: Cinder beermaid for @cyanknight20 Made it look like a sticker cuz I am bad with backgrounds > Nothing better than beer maids!
incestbabydoll: The parents are gone and you are left alone with your sister. Drinking beer and having a can of whipped cream near isn’t such a bad idea, is it? I mean, what could go wrong?
shattered-earth: If you had some criticisms about overwatch’s character designs this company wants you to hold their beer so they can prove how much worse they could have been.(I mean i love slogging on bad ovw skins/desgisn as much as the next person
voyagerprobe:guy about to invent beer: what if a beverage tasted really bad
tumblweedblr: I want Derek and Parrish to be BFFs SO badly. Just picture it: the two of them, lounging on Derek’s couch in their sweatpants, drinking beers and talking about the high schoolers they have crushes on…
momsseductiveways: carolbbw: I felt so bad when I talked to you earlier today Sweetie…having such a bad day at work. So I came over and let myself in…made dinner for you. Here’s a beer for you… What else can Mommy do? ☺️ Thank you, Mom.
bohemea: Sean Bean got stabbed with a shattered beer bottle & punched in the face while defending a topless model’s honor in a pub. After the brawl, he sat at the bar & finished his drink while a waitress tended to his wounds. BAD ASS!
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
wafflebloggies: alpinehell: kaijuno: South Dakota is already hell and satan said hold my beer zippiestrock: Wait I got one now: 2020 so bad hell has opened up in south dakota zippiestrock: Bruh. I don’t even have any funnyman comments this is just
pochowek: cilonen: pochowek: Quake Guy, Doom Guy and B.J. Blazkowicz, the good friends, and sometimes the bad friend that nobody really likes but they invite him sometimes, Duke Nukem duke buys all of them beer but just doesnt understand boundaries
alphaboyz: I guess getting caught staring, one too many times wasn’t a bad thing. Having this AlphaBoy tell me, “You buy the beer, and I’ll let you suck my cock” is pretty win-win for me.
generalbeeblebrox: I need a beer so fucking bad, or a nap, or both..
bitches-beer-and-bowties: jonnytodd: angiviper: HOLY SHIT!!!!! Bad Fucking Ass! This. Is. Fucking. Amazing.
missingmarilyn: “A Sorry Song” by Marilyn Monroe: I’ve got a tear hanging over my beer that I can’t let go. It’s too bad I feel sad When I got all my life behind me. If I had a little relief From this grief Then I could find a drowning
bad-lady-next-door: Are you SURE I can’t get you a beer? You seem on edge….
bringmetheoliver replied to your post: bringmetheoliver said: wtf. there’s root beer… im buying some off ebay right now. lol. hahahha nice! just be sure not to smell them TOOOO much bc then ugh bad things happen .__. now i feel really
izzylina: Just home from cheap beer and tacos. I’m a cheap date tonight. I need some nipple play so bad. A kiss that involves some lip sucking and biting.
One of my favorite beers. I feel bad for you if you’ve never had one.
kentskorner: My new babysitter was a bad man. He broke all the rules, and I don’t think Daddy will be very happy with him. He ate a piece of Dad’s special cake in the fridge. He drank all of dad’s beers. He smoked inside the house. He had his girlfriend
diefuhrerin: unsersieg: diefuhrerin: Oktoberfest has begun and I so badly want to be there let’s have our own Oktoberfest here let me send you pictures of beer Yay for German beer
grayfoxvx: electric-daisy-forest: alessandraseda: tomoveonistogr0w: jecoart: Beer quidditch I wanna play this so badly haha OMG need Yesssss Ummmm but you throw the quaffle, not the snitch… LMAO lascivuus will appreciate the idiocy here
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killerkittypics: Kayden Kross Has Bad Taste In Beer
Nice shot, too bad she is wearing panties. At the Beer Garden in front of the Paris.